I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- This joke subverts the expectation of parental pride by expressing disappointment in the child.
- In plain terms
- The speaker wanted children but regrets the specific one he got.
- What can you take from it?
- Expectations often clash with reality in relationships.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do we handle unmet expectations?
Another view
It can be hurtful if taken literally by those seeking validation.
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