Quote #42
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
More from Groucho Marx
- Whatever it is, I'm against it!
- Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
- It's nice to have seen you, and I've got nobody to blame but myself.
- Baravelli, you've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.
- Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
- Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce - and so will my wife.
- Go, and never darken my towels again.