Quote #61

Because we were a kid act, we traveled at half-fare, despite the fact that we were all around twenty. Minnie insisted we were thirteen. 'That kid of yours is in the dining car smoking a cigar,' the conductor told her. 'And another one is in the washroom shaving.' Minnie shook her head sadly. 'They grow so fast.'

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  1. An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?
  2. Before I speak, I have something important to say.
  3. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
  4. Blood's not thicker than money.
  5. A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
  6. Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
  7. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
  8. Eventually I smoked Havanas. A cigar makers' organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I don't know if t…

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