Quote #60

An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?

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  2. Because we were a kid act, we traveled at half-fare, despite the fact that we were all around twenty. Minnie insisted we were thirteen. 'Th…
  3. A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
  4. Before I speak, I have something important to say.
  5. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
  6. Blood's not thicker than money.
  7. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
  8. Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

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