Quote #55

I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
  2. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
  3. Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
  4. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
  5. Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
  6. A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
  7. Hey, don't drink that poison! That's $4.00 an ounce!
  8. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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