Quote #56
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
More from Groucho Marx
- I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
- A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
- Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.
- A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.
- Send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and put 'Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.
- Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life. Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.
- An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?