Groucho Marx Quotes on Logic

4 quotes

  1. Groucho: Would you mind getting up off of that fly paper and giving the flies a chance? Chico: Flies can't read papers.

  2. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

  3. I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

  4. When a person's nose itches, it is a sign that it should be scratched.

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