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What does it mean?
The speaker makes a tautological statement about itching and scratching.
In plain terms
If your nose itches, you should scratch it.
What can you take from it?
Some advice is obvious and adds no value.

Where it applies

  • giving advice
  • logical fallacies
  • deadpan humor

Putting it to work

  • spot obvious advice
  • use tautologies for comedy
  • avoid redundant suggestions

Questions to consider

  • When is obvious advice helpful?
  • How do you identify circular reasoning?

Another view

It is technically true but meaningless.

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