Quote #134
When a person's nose itches, it is a sign that it should be scratched.
More from Groucho Marx
- You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
- Thirteen at a table is unlucky when the hostess has only twelve chops.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Shaking hands across the table means that two parties are lazy.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- Singing before breakfast is a forewarning of a fight with a neighbour- if the neighbour is trying to sleep late.
- There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Throwing salt over the shoulder is likely to give the impression that the man who throws the salt has dandruff.