Quote #68

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

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  2. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
  3. Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
  4. I drink to make other people interesting.
  5. Eventually I smoked Havanas. A cigar makers' organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I don't know if t…
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  7. Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
  8. I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.

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