Quote #127
Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
More from Groucho Marx
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- Pardon me while I have a strange interlude...
- My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.
- Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
- Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.