I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.

My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

I did a bond tour during the Second World War... We were raising money, and we played Boston and Philadelphia and most of the big cities. And we got to Minneap…

A charming fellow, and so clever: he models himself on me.

'Chicks dig me. It's a cross I bear.'

I'm vain because I'm veinless.