Groucho Marx Quotes on Ego

3 quotes

  1. I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.

  2. To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.

  3. Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.

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