A charming fellow, and so clever: he models himself on me.

It is difficult to live up to one's posters:When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.

As far as I could discover, the notion that a play could succeed without any further help from the actor than a simple impersonation of his part never occurred…

Sirs, I have tested your machine. It adds a new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.

The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race or his…

I don't have a photograph. I'd give you my footprints, but they're upstairs in my socks.

To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces…