Quote #91
My son is half-Jewish. Can he wade in up to his knees?
More from Groucho Marx
- My mother treated us all equally ... with contempt.
- Now, there's a man with an open mind. You can feel the breeze from here.
- My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
- Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.