Quote #104

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.
  2. Time wounds all heels.
  3. The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
  4. We should pull out. Which is what Nixon's father should have done.
  5. The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.
  6. When I heard about Hair, I was kind of curious about the six naked primates on stage. So I called up the box office and they said tickets w…
  7. The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
  8. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

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