Quote #129
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
More from Groucho Marx
- Pardon me while I have a strange interlude...
- There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
- Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
- Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.
- You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.