68 Profession Quotes
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The trouble with law is lawyers.
Clarence DarrowClarence Darrow quote #65 Is there anyone I wouldn't take as a client? Well, I'd never represent a banker.
Gerry SpenceGerry Spence quote #29 Only one man ever betrayed my confidence, and that only in a minor matter.
Harry HoudiniHarry Houdini quote #23 Among doctors in general, I think more than half support what I'm doing.
Jack KevorkianJack Kevorkian quote #8 Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John SteinbeckJohn Steinbeck quote #5 The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their professions.
JuniusJunius quote #21 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #174 That one hundred and fifty lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected.
Thomas JeffersonThomas Jefferson quote #116
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
Frank Lloyd WrightFrank Lloyd Wright quote #6 Recollect that you must be a seaman to be an officer and also that you cannot be a good officer without being a gentleman.
Horatio NelsonHoratio Nelson quote #35 In Massachusetts, where properly qualified 'persons' were allowed to practice law, the Supreme Court decided that a woman was not a 'person,' and a special act of the legislature had to be passed before Miss Lelia Robinson could be admitted to the bar. But today women are lawyers.
Lucy StoneLucy Stone quote #29 Some people have been unkind. If I say I want to grow as an actress, they look at my figure. If I say I want to develop, to learn my craft, they laugh. Somehow they don't expect me to be serious about my work.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #65 As a journalist, my job is to be dispassionate. Suddenly to be the centre of a story and to be crying, it made me feel very insecure.
Natasha KaplinskyNatasha Kaplinsky quote #2 Art too is just a way of living, and however one lives, one can, without knowing, prepare for it; in everything real one is closer to it, more its neighbor, than in the unreal half-artistic professions, which, while they pretend to be close to art, in practice deny and attack the existence of all art - as, for example, all of journalism does and almost all criticism and three quarters of what is called (and wants to be called) literature.
Rainer Maria RilkeRainer Maria Rilke quote #57 Next to the ministry I know of no more noble profession than the law. The object aimed at is justice, equal and exact, and if it does not reach that end at once it is because the stream is diverted by selfishness or checked by ignorance. Its principles ennoble and its practice elevates.
William Jennings BryanWilliam Jennings Bryan quote #5 Writing is not 'the establishment of a professional reputation' as if one were a doctor or lawyer; it is not properly in the sentence with creation of a family and the purchase of a home.
Elizabeth HardwickElizabeth Hardwick quote #7 Instead of wishing to see more doctors made by women joining what there are, I wish to see as few doctors, either male or female, as possible. For, mark you, the women have made no improvement - they have only tried to be men and they have only succeeded in being third-rate men.
Florence NightingaleFlorence Nightingale quote #7 The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
James BaldwinJames Baldwin quote #19 There are people who barely feel poetry, and they are generally dedicated to teaching it.
Jorge Luis BorgesJorge Luis Borges quote #34 The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.
Mark TwainMark Twain quote #114 Oh, had I received the education I desired, had I been bred to the profession of the law, I might have been a useful member of society, and instead of myself and my property being taken care of, I might have been a protector of the helpless, a pleader for the poor and unfortunate.
Sarah GrimkeSarah Grimke quote #2 'I have had no professional training.'
William HungWilliam Hung quote #3 What office is there which involves more responsibility, which requires more qualifications, and which ought, therefore, to be more honourable, than that of teaching?
Harriet MartineauHarriet Martineau quote #4 Such is the prestige of the Nobel award and of this place where I stand that I am impelled, not to squeak like a grateful and apologetic mouse, but to roar like a lion out of pride in my profession and in the great and good men who have practiced it through the ages.
John SteinbeckJohn Steinbeck quote #34 The last speaker alluded to this movement as being that of a few disappointed women. From the first years to which my memory stretches, I have been a disappointed woman... I was disappointed when I came to seek a profession worthy an immortal being-every employment was closed to me, except those of the teacher, the seamstress, and the housekeeper. In education, in marriage, in religion, in everything, disappointment is the lot of woman. It shall be the business of my life to deepen this disappointment in every woman's heart until she bows down to it no longer.
Lucy StoneLucy Stone quote #7 Confess: it's my profession that alarms you. This is why few people ask me to dinner, though Lord knows I don't go out of my way to be scary.
Margaret AtwoodMargaret Atwood quote #28 [Engineering] is a great profession. There is the fascination of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realization in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings jobs and homes to men. Then it elevates the standards of living and adds to the comforts of life. That is the engineer's high privilege. The great liability of the engineer compared to men of other professions is that his works are out in the open where all can see them. His acts, step by step, are in hard substance. He cannot bury his mistakes in the grave like the doctors. He cannot argue them into thin air or blame the judge like the lawyers. He cannot, like the architects, cover his failures with trees and vines. He cannot, like the politicians, screen his shortcomings by blaming his opponents and hope that the people will forget. The engineer simply cannot deny that he did it. If his works do not work, he is damned. That is the phantasmagoria that haunts his nights and dogs his days. He comes from the job at the end of the day resolved to calculate it again. He wakes in the night in a cold sweat and puts something on paper that looks silly in the morning. All day he shivers at the thought of the bugs which will inevitably appear to jolt its smooth consummation. On the other hand, unlike the doctor his is not a life among the weak. Unlike the soldier, destruction is not his purpose. Unlike the lawyer, quarrels are not his daily bread. To the engineer falls the job of clothing the bare bones of science with life, comfort, and hope. No doubt as years go by people forget which engineer did it, even if they ever knew. Or some politician puts his name on it. Or they credit it to some promoter who used other people's money with which to finance it. But the engineer himself looks back at the unending stream of goodness which flows from his successes with satisfactions that few professions may know. And the verdict of his fellow professionals is all the accolades he wants.
Herbert HooverHerbert Hoover quote #43 You're a French chef. Okay? Until great white sharks figure out how to catch rabies, that is going to be the scariest thing on earth.
Alton BrownAlton Brown quote #13 [An attorney] can find it consistent with his dignity to turn wrong into right, and right into wrong, to abet a lie, nay to create, disseminate, and with all the play of his wit, give strength to the basest of lies, on behalf of the basest of scoundrels.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope quote #1 Glad I'm not an astronaut...I'd be fucking dead.
Ben FoldsBen Folds quote #11 Il n'existe que trois etres respectables : le pretre, le guerrier, le poete. Savoir, tuer et creer.
Charles BaudelaireCharles Baudelaire quote #43 It was a maxim with Mr. Brass that the habit of paying compliments kept a man's tongue oiled without any expense; and that, as that useful member ought never to grow rusty or creak in turning on its hinges in the case of a practitioner of the law, in whom it should be always glib and easy, he lost few opportunities of improving himself by the utterance of handsome speeches and eulogistic expressions.
Charles DickensCharles Dickens quote #49 I wake up on Monday, and I have to write about people fucking each other. It's a tough life.
Clive BarkerClive Barker quote #21 I've been accused of saying I was the greatest architect in the world and if I had said so, I don't think it would be very arrogant, because I don't believe there are many [great architects] - if any. For 500 years what we call architecture has been phony.
Frank Lloyd WrightFrank Lloyd Wright quote #57 On the other hand, the economists are at this moment called upon to say how to extricate the free world from the serious threat of accelerating inflation which, it must be admitted, has been brought about by policies which the majority of economists recommended and even urged governments to pursue. We have indeed at the moment little cause for pride: as a profession we have made a mess of things.
Friedrich HayekFriedrich Hayek quote #102 Abnormal professions attract two classes: those who are not good enough for ordinary bourgeois life and those who are too good for it. We are dregs and scum, sir: the dregs very filthy, the scum very superior.
George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #72 Von Rundstedt was a soldier through and through, always keeping himself clear of politics.
Gerd von RundstedtGerd von Rundstedt quote #16 'In my profession I have learned that women can bear more pain than men.'
Helen GarnerHelen Garner quote #7 As a guide to engineering ethics, I should like to commend to you a liberal adaptation of the injunction contained in the oath of Hippocrates that the professional man do nothing that will harm his client. Since engineering is a profession which affects the material basis of everyone's life, there is almost always an unconsulted third party involved in any contact between the engineer and those who employ him - and that is the country, the people as a whole. These, too, are the engineer's clients, albeit involuntarily. Engineering ethics ought therefore to safeguard their interests most carefully. Knowing more about the public effects his work will have, the engineer ought to consider himself an 'officer of the court' and keep the general interest always in mind.
Hyman G. RickoverHyman G. Rickover quote #20 'Sir,' said Mr Johnson, 'a lawyer has no business with the justice or injustice of the cause which he undertakes, unless his client asks his opinion, and then he is bound to give it honestly. The justice or injustice of the cause is to be decided by the judge.'
James BoswellJames Boswell quote #1 Every peasant has a lawyer inside of him, just as every lawyer, no matter how urbane he may be, carries a peasant within himself.
Miguel de UnamunoMiguel de Unamuno quote #5 Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
P. G. WodehouseP. G. Wodehouse quote #18 I have always lived my life in the profession of being.
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp quote #48 Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.
Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #107 Outwardly, what is simpler than to write books? Outwardly, what obstacles are there for a woman rather than for a man? Inwardly, I think, the case is very different; she has still many ghosts to fight, many prejudices to overcome. Indeed it will be a long time still, I think, before a woman can sit down to write a book without finding a phantom to be slain, a rock to be dashed against. And if this is so in literature, the freest of all professions for women, how is it in the new professions which you are now for the first time entering?
Virginia WoolfVirginia Woolf quote #38 There are three classes of human beings: men, women and women physicians.
William OslerWilliam Osler quote #18 The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest.
William OslerWilliam Osler quote #23 Doctors, lawyers and even accountants have always understood that they would have to stand firm, functioning as a solid group protecting its own expertise and hence its earning capacity, from the tendency of all merchants to buy cheap and sell dear. They made of their special knowledge a rare and valuable commodity, insisted on a mystique and protected each other by an immovable professional code. They were cynical enough to know that if they were once cast in the role of public martyrs, working harder and more generously than most other groups of workers, they would be left with nothing but masochism, exhaustion and despair to show for it. Like successful trade unions, who have always worked on the principle that the job is worth whatever you can force the employer to pay for it and not a penny more or less, they understood that nobody was going to pay them their fees out of gratitude, that if they left it to the man whose life they had saved to pay them what he thought fit, they would wind up with half an old penny.
Germaine GreerGermaine Greer quote #28