Quote #122

If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
  2. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
  3. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  4. Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
  5. I thought my razor was dull, then I heard his speech.
  6. My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one.
  7. I resemble that remark.
  8. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

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