4 Groucho Marx Quotes on Self

Groucho Marx quotes on self

19. To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.

49. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because you remind me of you!

71. I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.

122. If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.