Groucho Marx Quotes on Self
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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[To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because you remind me of you!
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I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.
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If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.