Quote #71

I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. I drink to make other people interesting.
  2. I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
  3. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
  4. I intend to live forever, or die trying.
  5. I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
  6. I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker.
  7. I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
  8. I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

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