I drink to make other people interesting.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

He had the kind of handshake that ought never to be used except as a tourniquet.

I work until beer o'clock.