Quote #70
I drink to make other people interesting.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
More from Groucho Marx
- I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.
- I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
- I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
- I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
- I intend to live forever, or die trying.
- Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
- I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker.