Groucho Marx Quotes on Social

4 quotes

  1. Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

  2. [To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because you remind me of you!

  3. I drink to make other people interesting.

    #70 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  4. Singing before breakfast is a forewarning of a fight with a neighbour- if the neighbour is trying to sleep late.

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