Quote #98
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More from Groucho Marx
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- That kid's so smart, he could be the fifth Marx Brother.
- Room service? Send up a larger room.
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
- The only game I like to play is Old Maid - provided she's not too old.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
- The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.