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3 Groucho Marx Quotes on Health

Groucho Marx quotes on health

  1. I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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  2. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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  3. To get out of bed on the wrong side probably means that you had had too much the night before.

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