Quote #141
To get out of bed on the wrong side probably means that you had had too much the night before.
More from Groucho Marx
- Finding a four leaf clover is a sign that you have been down on your hands and knees.
- To carry a rabbit's foot is a sign that you are a good shot- or have a friend that is.
- Recognising the number 13 is a sign that you have been to school.
- When three men get a light off one match it is indicative of the fact that they have only one match or are Scotsmen.
- Throwing salt over the shoulder is likely to give the impression that the man who throws the salt has dandruff.
- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- Singing before breakfast is a forewarning of a fight with a neighbour- if the neighbour is trying to sleep late.
- It is better to have loft and lost than never to have loft at all.