Quote #26
Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.
More from Groucho Marx
- Ice water? Eat an onion, that'll make your eyes water!
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
- Believe me, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to get out of bed.
- No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.
- Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
- We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.
- There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!