Quote #25

Ice water? Eat an onion, that'll make your eyes water!

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
  2. Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.
  3. No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.
  4. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
  5. We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.
  6. Believe me, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to get out of bed.
  7. Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
  8. Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.

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