Quote #27

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

More from Groucho Marx

  1. Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.
  2. Believe me, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning if you want to get out of bed.
  3. Ice water? Eat an onion, that'll make your eyes water!
  4. Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
  5. Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.
  6. There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
  7. No, my friends. No, money will never make you happy, and happy will never make you money. That might be a wisecrack, but I doubt it.
  8. You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?

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