'I hadn't realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I do, perhaps you could make it a large one.'

'Is that wise, darling? Remember you have to reign all afternoon.'

'The chopper has changed my life as conclusively as it did Anne Boleyn's.'

'Is it just me or are pensioners getting younger these days?'

I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging A…

Somewhere in the trash he reads Martland has read that heavy men walk with surprising lightness and grace; as a result he trips about like a portly elf hoping …

I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to …