'The chopper has changed my life as conclusively as it did Anne Boleyn's.'

'I hadn't realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I do, perhaps you could make it a large one.'

'Oh, I understand that perfectly. That's how we feel in Scotland too, but the English won't allow it.'

'Is that wise, darling? Remember you have to reign all afternoon.'

It gives me great confidence and pride to think that, had the Israelites been influenced by German engineering, Paul and Timothy might have journeyed in an old…

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page.