More from Ashleigh Brilliant

  1. Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?
  2. How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
  3. I've found the secret of happiness - total disregard of everybody.
  4. If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
  5. The future seems to be in good hands - it's the past I'm worried about.
  6. Don't be afraid - I'm right behind you (using you as a shield).
  7. In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
  8. Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.

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