I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.

I said to the bartender 'Surprise me.' He pulled out a naked picture of my wife.

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

Perhaps a child who is fussed over gets a feeling of destiny; he thinks he is the world for something important, and it gives him drive and confidence.

In our family we had a well-to-do aunt who always gave us magnificent Christmas presents. She was so much part of the family that we even included her in our p…