I love three girls at once...if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.

I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!

Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!

I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave …

I love being married, I do. It's so great to find that one special person that you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I've repeatedly said that for people as little in common as Joanne and myself, we have an uncommonly good marriage. We are actors, we make pictures - and that'…