'Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it's more difficult.'

'Life, death, sex; what else is there? A beer maybe.'

'There are some girls backstage that are like walking pap smears.'

'It doesn't matter what size your pencil is; it's how you write your name.'

Out of my own great woe I make my little songs.

It's so funny because when you do smoke weed and write a song, you're like, 'Yeah, this is brilliant, this is excellent!' - and the next morning you go back an…

If you're listening to this song You may think the chords are going wrong But they're not We just wrote it like that