'Life, death, sex; what else is there? A beer maybe.'

'It doesn't matter what size your pencil is; it's how you write your name.'

'Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it's more difficult.'

'If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.'

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.

To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin.

It is not at all simple to understand the simple.