Quote #9

Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!

More from Kevin Smith

  1. What's up, baby? What's up, sluts?
  2. Come on, Berzerker, girl think sexy.
  3. There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
  4. That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl Mom.
  5. God is a great concept, [but it] doesn't work
  6. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?
  7. In Hollywood, you just kind of fail upwards.
  8. Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.

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