7 Kevin Smith Quotes on Sex

Kevin Smith quotes on sex

9. Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!

10. Come on, Berzerker, girl think sexy.

11. That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl Mom.

13. Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.

32. Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love or like pussy!

33. Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?

40. Look at my dick