Kevin Smith Quotes on Communication
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Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
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[to Holden] What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have this huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth.
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I don't know what the fuck you just said, little man, but you touch a brother's heart
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What do you ever add to the fucking preceedings? You've got one answer for everything, 'Pussy, Man'.
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What's your name, new best friend?
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Long time no see. I only pray the caliber of your questions has improved.
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On one hand I'll stand up there and think I'm a pretty good storyteller but it has everything to do with the audience. Invariably, I get people telling me that I should do stand-up. Stand-ups generate their own material, but I'm up there answering questions and they lob me softballs.