Kevin Smith Quotes on Relationships
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There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
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Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!
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That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl Mom.
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Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.
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I don't know what the fuck you just said, little man, but you touch a brother's heart