5 Kevin Smith Quotes on Relationships

Kevin Smith quotes on relationships

7. There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

9. Yeah, Silent Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ewww, you fuckin' faggot, I hate guys. I LOVE WOMEN!

11. That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl Mom.

13. Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.

29. I don't know what the fuck you just said, little man, but you touch a brother's heart