It's hard for a man to turn down sex : if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

Every time a man's being nice to you [women], he's offering you dick.

The Trenchcoat Mafia! 'No one would play with us! We had no friends, the trenchcoat mafia :' Hey, I saw the yearbook picture, it was six of them! I ain't have …

You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets shou…

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.

The strangest thing about humans is the way they pair up, males and females. Constantly at war with each other, never content to leave each other alone. They n…

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.?... That's one thing guys don't understand. This is something that you would be very surprised that …