They got this thing in New York, Channel J. Anybody heard of it? Well, it broadcasts nothing but ads for escort services 24 hours a day. Ads like: 'Call 1900-SLUT and the girl of your dreams will come to your house :' Let me tell you folks : the girl of my dreams doesn't blow fifty guys a day. The girl of my dreams I don't feel like eating a trucker's cum out of her pussy : The girl of my dreams you can't play connect-the-dots with the herpes sores around her anus. The girl of my dreams I'm putting on a pedestal so I can : do nasty, nasty things to her.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Hicks contrasts a crude commercial for sex services with his own romantic ideal of a partner.
- In plain terms
- The ads are gross compared to the real dream of a loving partner.
- What can you take from it?
- Commercials often degrade relationships.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What makes a real relationship?
- How does media shape desire?
Another view
It relies on graphic descriptions that may shock listeners.
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