'I really don't care about Kirk - he stole my job, but at least I got to bang his girlfriend before he took my job - how do I taste, Kirk?' -on Hammett

'I'm over it now, and I can see how hard he tries to do what he does. I mean I think he makes good use of what talent he has.' -on Hammett

'Do I still like Metallica? Well, after seeing Some Kind of Monster, I think I'm about as good as a friend to them, as much as they are to each other'

'I guess I don't have a problem with him. I mean, if I saw him drowning, I'd pull him out...after he went under a couple times.' -on Kirk Hammett

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