'Do I still like Metallica? Well, after seeing Some Kind of Monster, I think I'm about as good as a friend to them, as much as they are to each other'

'I really don't care about Kirk - he stole my job, but at least I got to bang his girlfriend before he took my job - how do I taste, Kirk?' -on Hammett

'I'm over it now, and I can see how hard he tries to do what he does. I mean I think he makes good use of what talent he has.' -on Hammett

'I guess I don't have a problem with him. I mean, if I saw him drowning, I'd pull him out...after he went under a couple times.' -on Kirk Hammett

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

On ilk beugh till embrace Writtin in a bill was O Dowglass, O Dowglass Tender and trewe!

Apparently everyone thinks there's a bunch of people in an uproar over J.C. Chasez' new album title, 'Schizophrenic.' In actuality it's just four people with h…