7 Woody Allen Quotes on Society

Woody Allen quotes on society

6. Millions of books written on every conceivable subject by all these great minds and in the end, none of them knows anything more about the big questions of life than I do ... I read Socrates. This guy knocked off little Greek boys. What the Hell's he got to teach me? And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. It's not worth it. And Freud, another great pessimist. I was in analysis for years and nothing happened. My poor analyst got so frustrated, the guy finally put in a salad bar. Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

7. What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

48. What a wonderful thing, to be conscious! I wonder what the people in New Jersey do.

62. I think that people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

68. It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

99. And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

129. It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.