Woody Allen Quotes on Money
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The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
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Hey listen - I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.
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I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations.
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I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb.
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.