10 Woody Allen Quotes on Money

Woody Allen quotes on money

30. The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.

46. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

50. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

51. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

74. Hey listen - I've proved a lot of things. That's how I pay my rent. Theories and little observations. A puckish remark now and then. Occasional maxims. It beats picking olives, but let's not get carried away.

93. I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

97. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

100. With that, he scribbled in an additional ninety thousand dollars on the estimate, which had waxed to the girth of the Talmud while rivaling it in possible interpretations.

101. I have also reviewed my own financial obligations, which have puffed up recently like a hammered thumb.

127. If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.