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What does it mean?
If everything is an illusion, then overpaying for a carpet is a loss.
In plain terms
If nothing exists, overpaying for a carpet is silly.
What can you take from it?
Beliefs about reality affect how we value things.

Where it applies

  • philosophical doubt
  • consumerism
  • depreciation

Putting it to work

  • question reality
  • avoid overpaying

Questions to consider

  • Is reality an illusion?
  • What do you value?

Another view

The joke relies on a specific philosophical idea.

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