I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she…

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.

...[B]ut the rest are even scared to open up and laugh. You know, that's the first thing that got me about this place, that there wasn't anybody laughing. I ha…

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.