A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no.'

I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight.

When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay!

I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.