Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she…

I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they …

I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, n…

I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.