Woody Allen Quotes on Marriage
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Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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To a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.