Woody Allen Quotes on Culture
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This is so antiseptic. It's empty. Why do you think this is funny? You're going by audience reaction? This is an audience that's raised on television, their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
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It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.
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Where I grew up... in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide... you know, everyone was too unhappy.
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As we know, for centuries Rome regarded the Open Hot Turkey Sandwich as the height of licentiousness.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.